Parody: Eminem "Not Afraid" By barelypolitical
Lyrics: I`m not afraid to make and moan About my feelings and how I`ve grown I`ve got no sense of humor about myself But I take shots at everyone else I`m like a kid and god forbid People call be out on stupid things that I did
Damn. It`s really bright up here. I think I shoulda brought some sunglasses.
If I knew we were shooting a video outside Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares. Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m going downstairs.
You can try to throw off my lyric sheets before I can show em Ha! too bad Igot em memorized I don`t even need em Yeah I even got homophobic rhymes but you can`t get upset Cus that fag Elton John and I formerly did a couple To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life I`ll get support to writing songs about murdering my wife He spits his lines in everlasting time without any rehearsin` Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the 3rd person His rapping ishilarious or completely serious And if you have fun of him so he will get frikkin furious Cus he can serve it out but he just can`t get it Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it Who`s this dude looking at me? He looks exactly like me He`s clocking me mocking me, I believe he wants to press me Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my handwriting and so he ran Musta been a deranged fan. Oh, damn, there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan? I`m not afraid to have a chair its from IKEA so I don`t care I`m bumping into people on the street I`m wearing Shape Ups on my feet I`m just wish you. I`ve been there too. I`m rich and famous so I read that support it`s not true It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I`m done Now I`ll go backwards to making puns about Kim Karshiun and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sun I`m the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that`s undisputed But for some reason I act like I am persecuted If you mean I`m a turkey well so you can just stuff it I`m the only MC to take a gripe with a puppet I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP But I`d sooner make fun of some minor celebrities Here`s a number of mass that I`d care to impeach Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech But I won`t diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain`t fun They`re both really nice, they ain`t hurt no one But, screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks Aren`t you happy that I`m backto get this message across I`m not afraid to get really pissed At all my critics that hardly exist I`m such whiny baby I`ll keep complaining I`m rich as hell my records sell I`m such an ass, but I get a pass People know me cus I can rhyme words really fast
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