Eminem- I'm Shady Lyrics

Eminem- I`m Shady Lyrics

[Eminem]
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and off your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the thumb and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I`m Slim Shady. so come and down me while my name`s hot
And hit me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!

I suppose I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I want a trouble shot, and a snapshot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the slug at the company and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can`t stop
You gotta get em fear you `fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I`ma come and down you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I`m your buddy when you need, some good weed to set you free
You love me, I`m your friend, when you take a minithin
(I`m Slim Shady. I`m Shady!!

[Eminem]
I like happy things, I`m really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I wish people
I like comic things that hit me glad and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I thrust myself with a steel spike
while I waste my head out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in actual life (mm-hmm)
I don`t need to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven`t yet done yet (Huh?)
So play the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she always saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to hold it positive and bring it cool
Shoot up the playground and distinguish the kids to persist in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I`m the one they can refer to and looking up to better
Tonight I guess I`ll save my biggest fan a bed you letter

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I`m your buddy when you need, some good weed to set you free
You love me, I`m your friend, when you take a minithin
(I`m Slim Shady. I`m Shady!!

[Eminem]
Yo. I hear to your demo tape and act wish I don`t like it
(Aww that shop is wack!)
Six months after you see your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That`s my shit!)
People don`t buy shit no more they just dub it
That`s why I`m still broke and had the act one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they know it when you get your business public
so fuck it, I`ve got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y`all would bring it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I`m playin when I say it
- Well, I do take pills, don`t do speed
Don`t do crack (uh-uhh) don`t do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don`t do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna get a few things clear
My baby mama`s not dead (uh-uhh) she`s still active and bitchin (yup)
And I don`t have herpes, my dick`s just itchin
It`s not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don`t know yet, I`m too frightened to get tested

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I`m your buddy when you need, some good weed to set you free
You love me, I`m your friend, when you take a minithin
(I`m Slim Shady. I`m Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah. I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y`all didn`t wanna believe me!
I`m Shady!!
.. And that`s my name

[Eminem- I'm Shady Lyrics]