Eminem- W.T.P. Lyrics

Man even my Dentist hates when I floss Pull up to the lodge in a Pinto likes it`s a Porsche Garbage bag for one of the windows Spray-painted doors with the flames on `em Michigan plates and my name`s on `em Baby, Shady`s here come on get him If you dames want `em But he ain`t stupid so quit tryin` to run them games on him He`s immune to Cupid, why you tryin` to put your claims on him? Cuz you won`t do to me what you did to the utmost man Now rise in back try not to charge over the gas can There`s a half a gal in it, that could be our last chance We give of just gettin` home, now could I get that lap dance? She`s got a tattoo of me right above her ass man In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call `em tramp stamps That way she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps Down and read this hussy who`s the man Now, get up, dance!

[Chorus] Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be only So get on the deck and grab somebody! Ain`t nothin` but a White Trash Party! So let`s make us a little bash And if anyone asks It ain`t no one but us trash You dunno, you better akse somebody Cuz we`re havin` a White Trash Party!

[Verse 2] Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear And walking round the company without a deal Like a body without a head Lookin` like a zombie from Night of the Livin` Dead And tomorrow I`ll still be too high to get outta bed Til I look like I been hit wit the sharp part`a the hammer Mixin` Hennessey and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta I take the gift like I`m hollerin` "Die Santa!" Missed the corner and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders So quit tryin` ta play the fence like you ballin Get on the deck when the gravel drops and stop stallin` They promise me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin` Cuz as shortly as they have on some R-Kelly I start ballin` Makin` it rain for the ladies in the mini`s But I`m not throwin` ones, fives, tens, or even twenties I`m throwin` quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny`s From the north, east and west, but when It comes to them trailers in them South Parks Muffle it, cuz homie that hood`s tighter then Kenny`s So ladies if your belly button`s not an innie then I`m outie Now hop in my minivan, let`s get rowdy C`mon

[Chorus] Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be only So get on the deck and grab somebody! Ain`t nothin` but a White Trash Party! So let`s make us a little bash And if anyone asks If there ain`t no one but us trash You dunno, you better akse somebody Cuz we`re havin` a White Trash Party!

[Verse 3] Now whether you`re black, white or purple If you`re misunderstood But you don`t have a bed You weren`t doin` shit that you should Long as you acknowledge you`re up to wickedness And you`re no damn good Get on the floor, man, and rep your `hood Now honey, don`t let them pricks trip We should have a quick dip And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin` lot Cuz girl I got a sick wip Kick the rear window outta my grill and Put two milk crates in the trunk Rip out the stick shift and Establish a five seater I`ll be blamed if I give a bird It ain`t like me to break a while `a dry pita I`ll be the S-L to the I-M S-H-A-D-Y And I don`t want a tank top to be a wife beater I`ll rip a corner out the soil And throw it upside down `Fore I go over a new leaf, clown I`ll tell ya now I`m so raw I still want to un-thaw You find me, yall? I closed the club down like Drake in the mall But baby, a consistency like that`s against the law You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw Goats, small containers, empty straw wrappers and all You got more dust in your body than I do in my car Now get up!

[Chorus] Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be only So get on the deck and grab somebody! Ain`t nothin` but a White Trash Party! So let`s make us a little bash And if anyone asks If there ain`t no one but us trash You dunno, you better akse somebody Cuz we`re havin` a White Trash Party!

[Eminem- W.T.P. Lyrics]