Just gonna sit there and stalk some girl? Spend all night commenting like a lot of pervs I'm getting scared by you creepy guys It's not care I always met you in actual life I hate weird Facebook guys Guy 1: I can't believe you've been to that position I 'm always there but not on weeknights Guy 2: Yo, it's been a while, right?
Girl you lookin' damn nice! Guy 1: Remember me? We met last night in the keg line I thought we hit it off, right? You got plans for Tuesday night? Guy 3: Hi there what's up? Wanted to say I scarcely think it's fate That you go on my best friend's dorm room floor And by the way next weekend I guess I'll be in town And was thinking maybe We'd go on a see and see What happens later Guy 2: Hey ^who's this moron? Guy 1: yo fuck you dude Go away Guy 2: you fag come here I'll kick your ass Guy 3: Aw babe, you okay? Are you in pain? Need chicken noodle soup? p.s I'm Nate Guy 2: How's your bro Dan? He was such a bad ass Dad: He passed away Guy 4: Thanks for the add You model? Guy 5: hey you never came to form it's all good I'll take the notes to your place Hey was outside your threshold For 3 hours you never came No worries I can get second again Just gonna sit there and creep my pics Man what the pit Is this the way you get your kicks I'm wearing overalls, no skin at all what the sin you creeps that was my mom's birthday that was my mom's birthday Guy 3: You always see a champion of a champion that you never met but you knew you would snap it would be a disgrace if you never got to love me Guy1: Was at Bojos on Friday Were you there? Must have lost you Guy 2: Hey, I tried to hit you up but you don't do You swore that you would promise me back tomorrow I look up to produce the campaign down Guy 3: This was probly a mistake but you blocked me would be cool to loosen it Guy 4: Who's this guy with the spiky hair? Guy 5: What's this doucher? Guy 6: Who's that dude? Guy 7: Boyfriend? : Guy 2: Just got to your campus Wanna meet up Guy 1: Hey there babe, was just browsing where'd your photos go? Why'd you go and convert all your settings around missed your halloween pics Guy 3: Hey it's me it happened again accidentally blocked me girl, but that's OK ; I only launch your myspace Go on add me Guy 1: missed you at shot night Guy 5: what are you doing now Guy 2: call me, Im in your hall Guy 3: just put you in my top friends Guy 5: messaged you again Guy 6: yo, you gotta stop by Steves Guy 7: hello, hello. Guy 8: member me? Were in the same psych class. Just gonna go head and message me Were not friends to me youre all a lot of creeps Oh what can I do to break these nerds It seems desperate but this is my last resort I'm deleting my Facebook. I'm deleting my Facebook.
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